Hi. You've come to this page because you're either interested in hiring me and have googled my name to search for anything indecent that I have done (hint: nothing), or you're one of my former students stalking me. Or my mother. Hi, Mom! Stop googling me!
In the meantime, here are some important facts about me:
- I'm 26 and in good health, except for my rare disease, which you've probably already learned about here.
- I'm a Libra on the cusp of Scorpio, unless you find that all b.s., in which case I'm an ENFP.
- While I studied Poetry in my graduate studies, I'm far more likely to talk to you about funny memoirs, the Brontes, and just how important it is to me that the movie version of Catch-22 is almost as good as the book. (Hint: good-looking actors can make cinematic adaptations very convincing).
- I am currently living with my mother, which is statistically speaking what many people are doing now that they have learned that This Economy wasn't kidding about its dramatic crisis.
- I like to call our dreadful economic recession "This Economy" because of how people talk about it in capital letters.
- I would like you to pay me for work.
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